i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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