After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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