My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
