hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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