very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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