Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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