I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Randomize
