Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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