I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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