I have demons in me.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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