I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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