Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
So apparently I’m into choking now
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