If that was your dad, he is hot
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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