Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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