Hey man sorry I got all grabby
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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