Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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