Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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