"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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