Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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