For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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