Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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