what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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