but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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