I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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