my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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