Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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