I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
