that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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