do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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