I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize