And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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