Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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