Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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