the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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