You're so nebulous sometimes
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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