He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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