If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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