I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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