i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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