The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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