Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Are we still banned from the library?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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