yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I didn't notice because vodka
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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