That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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