I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
