I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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