she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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