Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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