Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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