You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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