Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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