cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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