it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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