i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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