But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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